dives-and-lazarus:

Roses and Rose

catsandwich:

catsandwich:

OH IM SORRY MOM DID THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCE INTERRUPT THE BEGINNING OF YOURS?!?!!?/1/!?!?1/!/1?

i told my mom that this post started gaining me followers when i first posted it and she got really mad because she was offended and she actually interrupted me to tell me how rude it was 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

hilarious-war:

doghai:

hikikomochi:

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scREAMS

shenanigans-with-mcb:

I knew re-reading Homestuck wasn’t a mistake

I just KNEW that something bad would happen.. From all the good things that’s been happening this year no doubt something would come a long to weigh it down.. I guess just gotta eat some cement and get over it :/

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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thesecondattack:

"Son, stop horsing around in class."

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androidelf:

*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey

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alliebirdseed:

Finally, one saxy spider-pir8-8itch for my moirail! Merry Christmas Jessie, thanks for turning me into a Homestuck!

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